[r0ckstarr]

This guy ranks right up there with lumberjacks and Jim Bridger.

Seconds after hearing the pooch’s cries, the mustachioed ex-boxer and his two workers ran outside. They raised their arms and roared. The bear, outnumbered, backed off and barreled up a ramp to Moore’s driveway. Moore decided to tempt fate and chase the brute. When the bear reached the top, he stood on his hind legs, and Moore clocked him.

“I hit him with an overhand right—and hard,” Moore said. “His head snapped around, and he stumbled.

The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead

“I told them I don’t want to shoot no bear,” Moore said. “I don’t mind punching one … I’m three-quarters Indian. The bears are my brothers, too. You can get into a fight with your brother but you don’t kill him.”

Old Man Punches Bear - The Daily Beast

[Stavri]

This is how the Chihuahua remembers it:

"-This 1000 lb grizzly, the size of a house tried to take my snacks, and I was like: you done messed up with the wrong ese, so I bit his balls off and he ran away screaming like a puto...true story"

[csa]

Good for him! I feel the same about my dog; I'd do anything to save her from danger. Of course if I socked a bear, he'd think a fly landed on him!

[6BQ5]

I think I found my hero to aspire to! :swoon:

[Not a Number]

I'll probably get in trouble for this

But the old joke:

Q: What's meaner than a bear with a STD (sexually transmitted disease)?
A: The guy that give it to him!

[emils]

I'll probably get in trouble for this

But the old joke:

Q: What's meaner than a bear with a STD (sexually transmitted disease)?
A: The guy that give it to him!

LoL