Love the Nikon strap
The weight I understand, but I don't see the reason for the bulk complaint. The D810 dwarfs the K-1 and the Canon 5DII not quite so much but still bigger. And when all three have their 24-70/2.8 lenses mounted, both weight and bulk is pretty much a wash.
"made for Aspergers by Aspergers"???
I have to agree a bit though. I am not fond of the extra dial(s) and would readily consider a "light" version lacking the feature should one ever become available.
As for the rear LCD, he apparently missed the on-axis part of the design, though I would be just as happy with a straight tilt up.
The pixel-shift segment is way over the top...Kai has finally jumped the shark...
Finally, somebody should buy Kai a new tripod...and teach him how to use it.
Steve