Some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
Here are some hilarious Ebay feedback comments...
eBay Feedback Profile for tryork5ifp
He's completely nuts!
A+SELLER—if I could grind him to a fine powder—I'd snort him—yep he's THAT good!
YES,The pet seal is very cute, lives in my fridge, but keeps eating all velveeta
$$ recieved via PAYPAL this A.M.—Told Johnny the hit IS ON—Will provide photos.
Dispite the seller's blatant violation of child exploitaion & labor laws—A+++
Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions
Pat