For some comic relief... (didn't think this belonged to the Photography Techniques subforum)
78 Photography Rules for Complete Idiots
some like #7 break the typical rules (I guess being aimed at those who've probably never held a camera in their lives)
but there are a lot of real doosies...
Check out #20, 23, 26, 32, 39, 45, 54, and my favourite #58... amongst many others...