Originally posted by RobA_Oz Thank you, thank you. You've been a wonderful audience.
Damn codpiece is too tight, though…
We can fix that with surgery.
As to the definition of Art lens, putting on my cynical hat here, you follow this recipe:
Start with one ordinary wide-aperture, acceptably-sharp zoom or prime lens.
Stir in a cup of pretentiousness and a pinch of hipster.
Add verbose and fancy nouns and adjectives to taste.
Crank the aperture wide open and add blades till the subject is soft and the bokeh is smooth.
Serves one.