Originally posted by TomInJax The FA 31 is considered one of the best lenses ever made, Ed! Did you know that when you take a photo using the 31 that you smell the scent of roses in the air? And that when you view photos taken with the 31, it causes you to get younger for every minute you view them? When ladies see you with a 31 on your camera, they want to get to know you better. Having a camera with a 31 on it while traveling in your car, causes the car to get 3.8% better gas milage too!!
If I were to get the 31, does this mean that I can use it as a de facto air freshener? If that's the case, then it would get a lot of use at my house, where I would have lots and lots of pics of my bathrooms. The stinky bathroom problem would go away because after my husband uses it, I would simply go in there with the camera and take a few shots, depending on how bad the smell is.
If it does make you younger, then I need to get one of these for my husband. He would also like the increase in gas mileage. No need to give the oil companies any more money than you absolutely have to.
If the 31 attracts ladies like flies, then my husband had better not take it to work with him, as he works at a women's prison. On the other hand, if I used it, then husband would get insanely jealous at all the good-looking men flocking all around me when we go out in public.
My husband turns 45 in November, so this might make a great mid-life crisis birthday gift.
Heather