Today I stopped by a local pawn shop, like so many others around Denver where I've obtained a large share of my lens collection. But wait - "That lens sitting under the shelf, upside down where I can't see it, with the green band- What is that, please?"
It turned out to be a DA* 16-50, looking pretty and well-kept. Maybe it had its typical SDM failure, like the one I picked up for $150 last year and just had hacked for screwdrive? That would be great. Oh, the price for this one- $200. That's very nice! But when I mounted the lens on my K5IIs, the error code F-- told me it was toast. (Once I was fooled by a DA* 60-250 that did this, before I learned to check if it was set to A, but this 16-50 wasn't capable of that kind of user error.)
Giving up my hopes of a lucky bargain, I settled for a white Tivoli Audio Model One they were offering for $40. Not that I needed another radio, but I've always admired their design. This one will probably push another rival radio off the shelf. Anyway... I asked to take one more look at the DA*. Maybe I'd spot some easily removable gunk on one of the electrical contacts, and it would work?
Imagine my surprise when I found that all the six tiny spring-tensioned contact points that allow our lenses to chat with our cameras were GONE! Missing entirely, with the little white plastic sleeves that support each one sitting vacant. Now that's an F-- error, all right!
I explained my findings to the store clerk, but neither of us could imagine any reason for someone to open up the lens, remove these trivial but essential parts, then screw it back together and go out to cheat some pawn shop out of a hundred bucks or so. Can you?