Quality control does indeed seem to be slipping across the board (although I am lucky to not have a single decentered lens), and the problem is more prevalent with certain manufacturers (e.g. Samyang) and lenses (e.g. Pentax 16-85) than others,
but it also appears that there are more and more people who conduct meticulous testing and are dissatisfied due to the smallest optical weaknesses that many others wouldn't even notice.
Technically every lens is decentered, because perfect optical centering on the microscopic level is impossible. There is a continuum of decentering from 'not-measurable' to 'discernible by my grandma', and personal perception of this varies.
With five decentered copies of two lenses, you are either incredibly unlucky, which is perfectly possible, or maybe simply a bit picky