I took your advice and got an old Instant Polaroid. Everything is working fine now.
Speedy as ever.
However I have a new problem now.
My 32GB SD card used to hold 4,000 photos, and now my Instant Polaroid film cartridges only hold 10 photos!
More advice? Maybe there is a Polaroid Forums I should now switch to?
Also what do I do with my now unneeded Pentax lenses? I guess I just have to throw out my FA* 28-70, FA* 80-200, FA* 77mm, FA* 43mm, FA* 31mm, A 50mm 1.2, and so on. They're just useless now that I switched to the faster Polaroid system!