Gentlemen....We have been sued!
I just received notice that a lawsuit has been filed on behalf of all winged creatures by
PETA for instigating harm and malicious conduct toward little birds of the air by referring to them as "worthless", "ugly", filthy, and applying the the derogatory term "gravy" when referring to them.
It names Rupert, Ravenspurn and fs999 as the primary culprits and Otis Squirrel as the perpetrator of evil deeds against nature.
The plaintiff, pictured below, says that he was attacked by one Otis Squirrel with a wire lasso tossed around his little neck and pulled tight as a horde of other squirrels hollered out Gravy! Gravy! Gravy! He claims he was only saved because the wire broke just as he was being led to the grilling rack and he was able to escape the fires of evil. The scars on his neck are what he claims, evidence of this brutal attack.
Otis says we have nothing to worry about, and since he has purchased new titanium wire, the plaintiff will not likely be around to show up in court when the hearing date arrives. He makes no denial, but claims the filthy bird was trespassing in the Woods of Otis and had it coming for his offensive act.
So if you get a notice too, relax!
Otis has us covered! I think I can already smell that delicious gravy!
Regards!
"You guys should be ashamed!"
Yes...but we're not! At least I''m not, I can't speak for FS or Ravenspurn, but they don't seem like the kind to be ashamed of supporting Otis?