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Public Service Announcement from Otis:
Friends here at PForums, September is open season on doves, and I invite you all to come and bring your shotguns for a bountiful hunting experience.
Dove Hunting Texas - Season Guide and Dates
Forge the limits! There are no limits in the Woods of Otis.....take every last one of them if you can!
These are delicious eating, and there are hundreds here every day lurking on my cedar fence and robbing food meant for my Army of Squirrels. You can take all you want! In fact, you can take all of them! While you are at it, I'm betting that those Jay birds, Cardinals and other Air Rodents are also delicious eating....so feel free to take as many of them as you can too!
Here is my favorite Army Squirrel recipe....we alter it a little, we throw away the filthy doves and just drink the beer!
Beer Battered Fried Dove Breast Recipe - Food.com
Come on down, the hunting will be great and the eating delicious!
This is your target.....so easy to shoot! Just sitting there like big dumb clumps waiting to be broiled and eaten!
....don't forget those loud ugly Jay birds and those red Cardinals, they are delicious too! Take all you want...take them all!
Happy Hunting!
Your Pal...Otis