This little Girly Squirrel showed up yesterday evening complaining of "severe weight gain", and asking if I knew where she could locate Otis? She had such a sad little face it almost brought a tear to my eye. She said she was lean and agile, watched her diet and maintained a lovely shape, but then went to a big Party over at Sylvia's Place of Debauchery & Billiards one night and soon after began to put on the weight......She says that Otis Squirrel was there and maybe he knows if she ate too much of the rich food at the party......she can't recall because the night was all a blur to her memory.....they had lots of that homemade beer and distilled apple spirits. ( I wondered where all those apples were going?)
Anyhow, I told her that if I saw Otis I would have him give her a holler.........It is Spring here, and I guess I will be hearing a lot of these stories......looks like plenty of new Squirrels will soon be available for Otis' "Army of Squirrels".
She looked so sad....
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Best Regards!
Shooting with the K5 is just plain fun! Try it at your earliest opportunity, you will love it. No matter what you have shot with in the past, the K5 will stun you with its new capabilities. Guaranteed by Otis Squirrel.....if you can find him!
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