After two days of my Squirrels being on strike, and forcing me into a lockout from taking Squirrel photos, we have reached an agreement.
I spent all night with Otis in negotiations and after two bottles of fine Paris (Texas) Cognac, we finally concluded a deal. I already regret that I gave in, but I was tired and don't think I could drink one more jigger of that rotgut booze, although Otis was continually calling for another shot.
The Deal: When Squirrels get so fat they can barely climb, because I have fed them so well, I have agreed to send them to a famous Luxurious Squirrel Spa for rehab and relaxation, all expenses paid, including the Gourmet Meal Plan. I feel pretty low this morning...defeated by a tiny Squirrel, but it was either that or no more Squirrel shots. What would you have done? Make Squirrel Stew?
Best Regards!
Wipe off that grin Otis!
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Things are looking up for this little fat Girly Squirrel!
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I think she is about ready for her first Spa visit?
( My apologies for the nudity, it was also in that new contract.....Squirrels are to be posted totally naked from now on).....I could be banned at any time.
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It's a tough life here, you guys have it easy........