Quote: I've pulled out my shovel exactly 3 times for the sidewalk and could just as easily have used a broom
OK, now you're just rubbing it in....
But hey, if you're missing the snow, we have a little cabin out the back... you can camp out, heat with wood, get up in the night to restock the fire to keep from freezing to death, and shovel all the snow you want during the day. 400 feet of driveway and a huge parking lot.
Sleep in the reddish brown thing... shovel the white stuff, what an opportunity, eh?
Look at all the snow on the top of that building, someone needs to get up there and shovel that.