Nature Criminal Profiling?

Criminal Profiling? · 08:56 AM

Yesterday I had a Bird Feeder burglarized, and a side light busted out and all the feed robbed. I asked Otis for help in locating the burglar, and he accused me of "Profiling Squirrels", saying every time there was something broken or damaged around here Squirrels get the blame.

He said it was probably an "Inside Job"........I think he was right!

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Regards!

daacon · 05-22-2012, 09:24 AM

Otis also claims the above does not even remotely prove he was the culprit. With today software capabilities this could not only be any squirrel it could be from any place and 'Photoshopped' to make it look like him and make him look guilty. He demands this digital file be examined by 'his experts' - his alibi is rock solid as he was gathering nuts at the time of the crime.

mtansley · 05-22-2012, 09:34 AM

Definitely a job for CSI: Woods of Otis.

CSI=Crime Squirrels Incorporated

Don't envy you, Rupert, living so close to that bunch of deranged squirrels. If you dare move anywhere else, the squirrels will still find you.

Rupert · 05-22-2012, 10:11 AM

Otis claims I need to attend "tolerance classes" and become more PC.......like him? He says it is perfectly PC to blame incidents like this on Raccoons and Possums. More of that twisted Otis "logic"?

Regards!

gifthorse · 05-22-2012, 11:50 AM

I'm thinking that if you turn that feeder on its side, it would work just like a ~~felon~~ ~~squirrel~~ countertop rotisserie.....

forensicscientist · 05-22-2012, 12:07 PM

Me and some colleagues can be there in short order to work this crime scene for you...just say the word and we'll be there in a hurry....

(heck, its obvious we're not working - other than surfing PF)

charliezap · 05-22-2012, 12:30 PM

It's true.The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

--charliezap

Rupert · 05-22-2012, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by gifthorse

I'm thinking that if you turn that feeder on its side, it would work just like a ~~felon~~ ~~squirrel~~ countertop rotisserie.....

You know, sometimes I think that might not be a bad idea! ....don't tell Otis I said that!

Regards!

forensicscientist · 05-22-2012, 07:13 PM

Not that I'm suggesting....or condoning the idea...but, just saying....

Squirrel Recipes

Rupert · 05-22-2012, 07:57 PM

Some look yummy!

...but you should see the Devil Squirrels cookbook........it's all about how to "serve man better".

Otis saw the photo and now claims it is a case of mistaken identity. How do you mistake a Squirrel in a Bird Feeder?

Regards!

slowpez · 05-23-2012, 07:29 AM

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, it looks like Otis is merely examining the evidence in an attempt to find the real culprit.

**MSL** · 05-23-2012, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by slowpez

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, it looks like Otis is merely examining the evidence in an attempt to find the real culprit.

Naw, Otis is the lookout distracting your attention from the real crimes his pals are committing.

**Bob Harris** · 05-23-2012, 02:43 PM

Cool shot Rupert "Caught Redhanded, News at 11" is what I would say.

mtansley · 05-23-2012, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by MSL

Naw, Otis is the lookout distracting your attention from the real crimes his pals are committing.

Have to agree with that.

Otis is not the type to require any giving of 'benefit of doubt'.

If there is any trouble around, although he may not be the instigator, he certainly would have something to do with it, or know someone who does!!

Rupert · 05-24-2012, 06:34 AM

Well, I knew this would happen......After further confrontation with the hard evidence in the photo, Otis "lawyered up" and refused to discuss this anymore without the presence of his lawyer, Lawyer Louie Squirrel.

I'll just have to let it go.....Louie is a fat pig of a Squirrel, has awesome bad breath and nasty gas. No one wants to deal with Louie...and usually just drop all charges instead. Damn Otis beats you at every turn!

Even this photo of Louie Lawyer Squirrel has a bad aroma.....

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Regards!

Case closed!

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05-22-2012, 09:24 AM	#2
daacon Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Alberta,Canada Photos: Gallery Posts: 20,914	Otis also claims the above does not even remotely prove he was the culprit. With today software capabilities this could not only be any squirrel it could be from any place and 'Photoshopped' to make it look like him and make him look guilty. He demands this digital file be examined by 'his experts' - his alibi is rock solid as he was gathering nuts at the time of the crime.

05-22-2012, 09:34 AM	#3
mtansley Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ajax, Ontario, Canada Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,139	Definitely a job for CSI: Woods of Otis. CSI=Crime Squirrels Incorporated Don't envy you, Rupert, living so close to that bunch of deranged squirrels. If you dare move anywhere else, the squirrels will still find you.

05-22-2012, 10:11 AM	#4
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123 Original Poster	Otis claims I need to attend "tolerance classes" and become more PC.......like him? He says it is perfectly PC to blame incidents like this on Raccoons and Possums. More of that twisted Otis "logic"? Regards!

05-22-2012, 11:50 AM	#5
gifthorse Pentaxian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Nevada Photos: Gallery Posts: 2,948	I'm thinking that if you turn that feeder on its side, it would work just like a ~~felon~~ ~~squirrel~~ countertop rotisserie.....

05-22-2012, 12:07 PM	#6
forensicscientist Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: DFW Texas and Michigan - I commute :) Posts: 1,012	Me and some colleagues can be there in short order to work this crime scene for you...just say the word and we'll be there in a hurry.... (heck, its obvious we're not working - other than surfing PF)

05-22-2012, 06:32 PM	#8
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123 Original Poster	Originally posted by gifthorse I'm thinking that if you turn that feeder on its side, it would work just like a ~~felon~~ ~~squirrel~~ countertop rotisserie..... You know, sometimes I think that might not be a bad idea! ....don't tell Otis I said that! Regards!

05-22-2012, 07:13 PM	#9
forensicscientist Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: DFW Texas and Michigan - I commute :) Posts: 1,012	Not that I'm suggesting....or condoning the idea...but, just saying.... Squirrel Recipes

05-22-2012, 07:57 PM	#10
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123 Original Poster	Some look yummy! ...but you should see the Devil Squirrels cookbook........it's all about how to "serve man better". Otis saw the photo and now claims it is a case of mistaken identity. How do you mistake a Squirrel in a Bird Feeder? Regards!

05-23-2012, 07:29 AM	#11
slowpez Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: South Carolina, USA Photos: Gallery Posts: 18,461	Giving him the benefit of the doubt, it looks like Otis is merely examining the evidence in an attempt to find the real culprit.

05-23-2012, 07:34 AM	#12
MSL Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Greater Toronto Area Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,756	Originally posted by slowpez Giving him the benefit of the doubt, it looks like Otis is merely examining the evidence in an attempt to find the real culprit. Naw, Otis is the lookout distracting your attention from the real crimes his pals are committing.

05-23-2012, 02:43 PM	#13
Bob Harris Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Canon City, Colorado Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,477	Cool shot Rupert "Caught Redhanded, News at 11" is what I would say.

05-23-2012, 04:25 PM	#14
mtansley Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Ajax, Ontario, Canada Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,139	Originally posted by MSL Naw, Otis is the lookout distracting your attention from the real crimes his pals are committing. Have to agree with that. Otis is not the type to require any giving of 'benefit of doubt'. If there is any trouble around, although he may not be the instigator, he certainly would have something to do with it, or know someone who does!!

05-24-2012, 06:34 AM	#15
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123 Original Poster	Well, I knew this would happen......After further confrontation with the hard evidence in the photo, Otis "lawyered up" and refused to discuss this anymore without the presence of his lawyer, Lawyer Louie Squirrel. I'll just have to let it go.....Louie is a fat pig of a Squirrel, has awesome bad breath and nasty gas. No one wants to deal with Louie...and usually just drop all charges instead. Damn Otis beats you at every turn! Even this photo of Louie Lawyer Squirrel has a bad aroma..... [IMG] [/IMG] Regards! Case closed!