Originally posted by cardinal43 Good thing he ran up the
outside of your jeans!
That reminds me of a true story that happened to me.
Many years ago my first wife and I had a kitten who would run up your jeans, onto your jumper/sweater and then perch happily on your shoulder. I was in the living room one evening when I heard a blood-curdling scream come from the kitchen. I ran in there thinking my wife had cut herself or worse. Turns out the kitten had done the 'run up the leg' thing but unfortunately my wife was wearing nylons and a skirt! The kitten hit a stop when it met the waistband of her skirt. I had to lift the bottom of the skirt over my wife's back and then had to unhook the kitten who was dangling from the back of my wife's underwear!
Of course it took me three times longer to do that than it should have done partly due to the fact that I was admiring the view and partly because I was laughing so hard that I could barely stand up!