I let Otis talk me into $500. to get his Army squirrels in shape due to severe obesity from a lack of activity and a lifestyle of leisurely eating and luxurious living.
He promised to have them all join Weight Watchers and guaranteed I would see quick results and be able to cut down on my expensive monthly feed bill.
Looks like he suckered me once again.
He has a new Penthouse up in a big Oak tree, with fancy furnishings and central heat/air and the Army squirrels have a newly arrived truckload of corn. My $500. was a total waste.......
The only way this Army squirrel could defeat an enemy is if he fell off the fence and landed on them!
It took him 4 minutes and 27 seconds to totally strip this ear of corn.......I know, I timed it!
Regards!
Rupert #125PX WSSA
WSSA Members, remember to sign any squirrel shots with your WSSA numbers to be eligible for those prizes! 
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