Originally posted by ZoeB I use scotch to help loosen frozen screws
Originally posted by gmans Bet that works every time, 101 uses for scotch in every glass
Oh dear, not the best uses I've heard of... for the " Uisge Beatha" or "Water of Life".
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Originally posted by CreationBear "...ane wee step for mansies, ane hudge fockin laip for fowk..."
Good grief, even Google translator's not gonna help folk with that, here's another version "Ane wee step for man, ane muckle toon step for mankind!".