A little clarity here on Otis Squirrel.
Otis is the son of Festus Squirrel and the successor to the world's largest Army of Squirrels.....commonly known a the Army of Otis nowadays.
Festus was a popular figure and frequent visitor over at the pitiful site known as DPR. If you do a search there you will find over 50 pages of referenced posts regarding Festus Squirrel...thousands of posts...he was quite popular there and had a ton of friends. One of the "higher ups" at DPR became enraged when it was revealed that Festus had balls...bigger that all the balls on the DPR Staff combined, and they banned Festus and his friend Rupert for life.
You can see how Festus made them feel less than manly, which is fitting for them at DPR...they are less than manly!
At about that same time a young man with real balls, not intimidated by a damn squirrel..... had started a new camera forum...called Pentax Forums. Since Rupert was looking for a new home for Festus and his Army of Squirrels, he asked the new owner if his squirrels would be welcome there, and he received a response that his squirrels would be welcome at Pentax Forums. Been here ever since 2006!
Otis loves this place, and is likely to pop up most anywhere on the site. He is sometimes an irritant, but he does mean well and he loves his many friends here and will defend PForums to the death of his last Army Squirrel if necessary. Of course, if he is the last squirrel standing, he might try to negotiate a settlement before sacrificing his own life...that's sort of how Otis operates.....what's good for Otis is good...what isn't..isn't!
Old Rupert......well, what can be said about old Rupert? Plenty, but to sum it up in a few words, he is kind of squirrely.
He has been banned here at PForums a few times for conduct unbecoming to a Member, harassment of a few fellow Members (that deserved it!
) and other infractions best not mentioned here.
Otis...never been banned here, he loves Adam like a brother...and though the feeling is probably not mutual, Adam is a man of his word and has never banned Otis or his Army buddies. Haters sometimes go after Otis, but he fears not, he has more friends than you can count .....and that Giant Army!
That is pretty much the real story....more or less.
If you have squirrel shots, post them! Otis loves nothing better!....well, he does enjoy those NSFW posts, but that's a whole 'nother story!
Otis wants to wish you a Warm Welcome to PForums, the best site on the internet, where there are lots of friendly people to help if needed, interact with, and just have some fun! Yep, there are a few loose squirrels running about too....but they live here, it is their home. We may log in and out, but squirrels are here 24/7!
Kick back and relax and enjoy, you have friends here!
Best Regards!
Otis Squirrel & Rupert
---------- Post added 05-21-15 at 09:10 AM ----------
Originally posted by igabc ahahaha alright getting there!
So you are Otis and William is Rupert.
This threat turned into a detectves TV series
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