He doesn't answer... and if she's calling that bloke in the background, he's about to take off.

I like her patriotic tie though.

[sherrvonne]

Perhaps she is actually in Texas and realized she was dressed to warmly for our sun and a couple fire ants crawled on her?

[Kerrowdown]

stylishly perturbed

Well that's one way of saying it.

Nice capture.

Thanks very much.

[Kerrowdown]

He left very disillusioned

How could you be so cruel to a fellow countryman of mine, shame on you sir.

[Schraubstock]

How could you be so cruel to a fellow countryman of mine, shame on you sir.

No empathy from me, he must have come from the smelly parts of Glasgow.

[Kerrowdown]

so long that she really, really has to go to the loo...

Well there was no evidence of squirming in the seat.

[normhead]

Well there was no evidence of squirming in the seat.

But she does have her legs crossed....

[Kerrowdown]

Perhaps she is actually in Texas

Think I might have noticed that cos I'd have to be there too.

[Kerrowdown]

But she does have her legs crossed....

Aye but too far down to do any good...

[Joel B]

She dressed up like a school girl just for him and he ditched her for the fellas at the pub! He will pay for that!!

[Kerrowdown]

She dressed up like a school girl just for him

You seem awfully well informed, do you know her then?

[normhead]

You seem awfully well informed, do you know her then?

Or more to the point, does Zoeb dress up like a school girl and go down to the pub?

It does remind me however, of the time one of our high school girls was stripping at a local strip joint in her school uniform, kilt and white top, during school time, I was in the school office with about 5 male teachers when the VP came in with a mournful look on his face, "I don't really have time right now , but I should go check this out." 6 guys put up their hands and said "I'll go."

I had dreams of a an hour at the club with the school credit card. Not to be however. She was in my class. That was deemed inappropriate.

[Kerrowdown]

Or more to the point, does Zoeb dress up like a school girl and go down to the pub?

I wouldn't know, you'll need to ask her that yourself.

6 guys put up their hands and said "I'll go."

That would have left a staff shortage for lessons that day.

[rod_grant]

Agh. Maybe she is just naturally ugly?

[Kerrowdown]

Agh. Maybe she is just naturally ugly?

What are you suggesting about bonnie Scottish lassies...

[rod_grant]

What are you suggesting about bonnie Scottish lassies

...that they are the same as lassies the world over: some are more attractive than others...and some look more like Lassie.