Spyglass, with a nod to your grandfather and to mine, who let me hammer wood into unrecognizable shapes... And once, when I had used a hand saw and almost cut his work bench in half while he was at work, he did not even yell at me... just sat me down so we could figure out how to fix it!!!!
I could never change old piggy unless she wants to change it... She put a lot of work into those green ears and red face.... how could I?
She has a real deconstructive creative streak to her (like I did) and I am one of those guys who will try very hard to support her... I once pulled the wires off of my moms turntable cartridge and soldered microphone wires to it, to turn it into a PA... She was a little less supportive of that particular concept... haha