Originally posted by WPRESTO With all the trees gone a problem arose. Out on a tractor, not a tree or building in sight, nature calls and you absolutely must relieve yourself very quickly. No place for privacy. What do you do? Toss your hat high in the air, and all the neighbors turn their backs for a bit.
one of the misconceptions about the plains is that they are flat
when they are it is magnificent curve of the earth stuff
more often they are cut by draws and canyons
it was seventeen miles from the county line to where the road ended and there were no crossroads just lanes back to the homeplaces
it mostly ran through a valley that was a mile to two miles wide
five working farms and ranches were on it
each household averaged six people
so thirty people for about twenty five square miles?
whenever you unzipped and got your plumbing arranged and pointed downwind...someone would appear
it would make a guy damn flinchy
i did work with a gentleman who'd spent most of his career on a line crew
I knew he was whizzing but couldn't figure out the mechanics of it
"kid, you just p*** down the shovel handle"
I got my own shovel and avoided puddles whenever I worked with him for the next two years