Well, it seems I am up for this round. I hope this one is not too difficult

--- Rules ---

The object of this game is to come up with the most humorous, impactful, thoughtful, original caption for the displayed photo that will collect the highest number of 'likes.'

Submissions can be of any type - caption, limerick, de-motivational, poem, speech - whatever inspires you to write something for the photo.
Contestants may submit more than one entry but it must be in a separate post .

Important: whether you submit an entry or not, please 'like' any posts you feel deserve it!

Thread starter is the moderator and they must post their own original photo at the start of the thread.
In an effort to keep the pictures fresh, respondents have 72 hours to submit their entries, after which time the number of 'likes' will be totaled to determine a winner. In case of a tie the thread starter must choose their favorite to break the tie.

The winner of that contest will be notified by PM by the current contest host and will become responsible for posting the next original work to be captioned.
In the event the winner does not feel they have content they can use for the contest or for any reason they can decline via PM to the host and the second most liked entrant will be designated to host the contest

This installment of the contest will close on 27th of July. ( meaning 28th in Australia.)

[sam-joseph]

Ron's attempt to increase the size of his manhood with elephant hormones was going well, until "the trunk" demanded a mud bath.

Regards

[Checking...jono]

SJ, you set the bar pretty high with that one!

[deaning]

your business is our business...

[Bramela]

I thought we would be seeing more captions. It was not intended to invoke X rated captions only, in fact, that did not occur to me at the time. So come on, lets get the wit to work and come up with some great ideas.

[Checking...jono]

"Are we supposed to be putting this stuff in or taking it out?"

[Checking...jono]

"I don't think knee stripes go with the rest of my outfit."

[MSL]

This job sucks

[sealonsf]

The last time I had to do this job, I couldn't stand the thought of eating spaghetti for over a year.

[Bill2849]

Even draining the fish pond, he couldn't find the darn ring.

[crewl1]

See? I told you there weren't any catfish here.

[JFN]

"Did the ambulance personnel have any clue about what the guy had for lunch?"

[Bramela]

Closed!! Next round over to Checking ...jono. Putting in, Taking out......brilliant, loved that one.

There were quite a number of entries with 1 like, so I decided a casting vote required.

Congrats to all on some great humour about a difficult picture.