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[crewl1]

Darwinian evolution at work: these cows have developed anti-tipping headgear.

[Sparkle]

That is a lot of bull!

[MSL]

Yes we are all feeling rather horny.

[Jessesdad]

The tip of one horn’s the top of the corn
and the tip of the other’s the bottom.
If you tilt the horizon
my horns will be widened
and the headache I have will be rotten.

[Sparkle]

The rancher allows people to walk across this field for free but the bulls charge !

[sam-joseph]

"Save your cheesy 'Do I make you horny, baby?' line for someone else Mr. Powers. I've got my eye on the young bull. Short horn, but at least he knows how to use it."


Regards

[Sparkle]

With that many bulls there is bound to be lots of bullshit !

[sealonsf]

Size matters.

[Bruce Clark]

If you really want my portrait, zoom in to 200mm or walk towards me. Choose wisely.

[Paleo Pete]

Yep, that's what I'm thinking...

[arnold]

His fellow bulls could not believe Ferdinand was eying the ugliest cow in the field.

[Sparkle]

The younger bulls say to the older bull, "Lets run down and service some of those cows."
The older bull says, "Lets walk down and service them all !".

[MSL]

Don't believe the EXIF - I really took this using the 15 Ltd

[Sparkle]

The four bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: Boys, we all know I've been here five years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get his cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine. Second Bull: That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here three years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight him, run him off or kill him, but I'm keeping all my cows! Third Bull: I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of. I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply must keep all my cows. Fourth bull: I've also only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of. I too may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply must keep all my cows. They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only one animal in it: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point. First Bull: Ahem... You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend. Second Bull: I have plenty of cows to take care of, if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from him. I'm certainly not looking for an argument. They look over at their young friends, the 3rd and 4th bulls, and find them pawing the dirt, shaking their horns, and snorting. First Bull: Boys, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it. Third and fourth Bulls: Hell, he can have all our cows. We are just making sure he knows that we are bulls !.