Let's end August with a really great caption! You know the drill: Write a caption for this photo.

Submissions can be in any written form (no video or audio files) — caption, limerick, motivational, poem or prose — whatever inspires you to describe the photo or catch attention.
Contestants may submit more than one entry but it must be in a separate post.

Important: whether you submit an entry or not, please “like” any posts you feel deserve it as this is how the winner is chosen!

The Thread Starter is the moderator and must post an original photo at the start of the thread. Respondents have the period through August 31, 2014, to submit entries, then we'll leave the voting open for 1 more day. The winner will be announced on (or about) September 2, 2014.

In case of a tie the moderator will choose one to break the tie. The winner of that contest will be notified by PM by the current Thread Starter/Contest Host and will become responsible for posting the next original work to be captioned.

Now, caption this image:

[MSL]

Dave was tired of dating shorter women

[Jessesdad]

Dave's reunion with his birth mother was a big surprise to both of them.

[YQG]

'Hey, isn't that a rule? No tongue on the first date? Jeez.'

[MSL]

Well this is a lot better than last time when I got his toupee

[Bill2849]

Stan and Selma had an "open" marriage but still she was shocked to see him necking with a giraffe in public.

[arnold]

Gretel was taken aback on discovering Bazil's animal nature.

[K David]

And with that it looks like we've got all the entries we're going to get. I'll tally up the votes tomorrow and PM the winner!

[K David]

Well, we have a three-way tie! I'm going to call this one for MSL. MSL, I'll PM you shortly.