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This contest will go from now until Feb 1st, 2015. I will check this thread in the late evening of Feb 1st and declare the winner around 11pm CST.

Submissions can be in any written form (no video or audio files) — caption, limerick, motivational, poem or prose — whatever inspires you to describe the photo or catch attention. Submit by replying to the thread.

Contestants may submit more than one entry but it must be in a separate post.

Important: whether you submit an entry or not, please “like” any posts you feel deserve it as this is how the winner is chosen!

The "thread starter" is the moderator and must post an original photo at the start of the thread.

In case of a tie the moderator will choose one to break the tie. The winner of that contest will be notified ASAP after marking by the current Thread Starter/Contest Host and will become responsible for posting the next original work to be captioned.

Enter often, vote more often. and most important: Have fun !

[MSL]

I'll feed all your friends but I'm not cleaning up after them.

[K David]

"It's not food! I'm just opening the mail!"

[Jamfke]

Harriet mentally kicks herself for rolling her eyes whenever her teachers said, "I hope you brought enough for the whole class! "

[SpecialK]

Sharon always thought her singing attracted the birds - no one had the heart tell her she was tone-deaf and the birds don't care.

[crewl1]

The rumors are true! Hitchcock did make an outtake compilation, click the still above for the video.

[sherrvonne]

As She spoke pirate speech, Stefi closed her eyes and pretended she was on the open sea and the birds were Parrots....

[todd]

Bored with feeding them from hand she decided to see if they would feed from her mouth...

[NickDB]

Mine.....mine......mine.......mine........mine.........mine..........mine..........

(With apologies to Nemo!)

---------- Post added 01-26-15 at 09:16 PM ----------

A girl who liked birds quite a bunch
Tried to eat a bread roll for her lunch
But a flock, white as sleet
Knocked her right off her feet
And ate up the roll; munch, munch, munch!

Well, she got her own back the next day
And invited the birds home to play
But instead of some bread
She shot them all dead
Revenge is quite sweet, so they say!

(I am going to ask MMM not to select this entry for contest consideration - it's someone else's turn. Just stuck it in for fun! :-) )

[AndrewK30]

Oooh...!! help... one has gone up my skirt!!!

[MSL]

Well if @NickDB is going to offer up a non-entry, but a good one at that, let me quote at least the last verse from the Tom Lehrer classic:

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgin!
To poison a pigeon in the park.

Read more: Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Lyrics | MetroLyrics

[Hydrophobiciguana]

While bird collecting at the park, Steffi realizes she should have brought a larger bag.

[jheu02]

새들은 봉지, 두 데나리온 피드. (if the translator worked... "Feed the Birds, Two pence a bag") Doesn't have the same feel as the original in Mary Poppins though does it.

[jheu02]

One more,

By feeding the birds, Sung Ye discovered the rare Butthead Pidgeon sitting right on her shoulder.

[NickDB]

Well if @NickDB is going to offer up a non-entry, but a good one at that, let me quote at least the last verse from the Tom Lehrer classic:

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgin!
To poison a pigeon in the park.

Read more: Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Hey MSL - I remember that one...........

"So if Sunday you're free
Why don't you come with me
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park!!"

What crazy lyrics, hey?!
Nick