So, for Patrick's photo, I apologize for this late comment, but I've been busy and couldn't make it earlier, so here it is now. As I enjoyed your sense of humour, I'll try to follow:
This is a real love story, not just a photo capturing a moment. It has also a past, and certainly a future.
If you take a second look you will see that she has been really in love with this guy, and for a long time! But he is a hunter who thinks only about shooting and capturing everything around him, with no time for girls. She's been thinking how to get his attention, and she decided to embellish herself up and pass by, pretending not to be interested. She didn't look straight at him to make him feel that he would have to go after her, just as if he would have to hunt her too. And it had just the effect she was expecting! He focused her and his heart beated harder, as in those fractions of second when some bird lands in a branch near by and he suddenly has to compose and decide the best exposure to capture it. And he thought "What's happening to me? She is so beautiful, how haven't I noticed her before? Look at that lens! I bet she captures great things with that. We must hunt together, we would be a perfect team!" And then he did everything wrong. If he was shooting a bird he would have fly away. He made a quick movement to focus better, he made noise (oh, this is not my silent focusing lens!), and he coughed. But it didn't matter, because she wasn't a bird, and she didn't want to fly away.
She even thought his embarrassement was so cute!
Well, you can imagine the rest.
This is a really inspiring photo, as you can see so, if Patrick wasn't judging this week, he should have won the challenge!