Welcome to the new Weekly Caption Contest!

All PF members are welcome to compose captions for the contest photo and submit them as replies to this post in this contest thread. You may submit more than one caption, but submit them in different reply posts. (Obviously, that may mean waiting enough time that the forum software doesn't merge them.)

All PF members, whether they submit captions or not, are welcome to vote for their favorite captions -- yes, that's captions, plural. Voting is done by "Liking" any post containing a caption you like enough to vote for, using the LIKE feature that is used for any other forum posting.

You can vote for/ like as many captions as you want, but you can't vote for/like a caption you submitted and you can't vote for/like any one caption more than once.

Sometime after midnight (Central Time, USA) on February 8th, I will count the votes and declare the caption with the most votes the winner. In the event of a tie, I will exercise my sacred moderator's responsibility and break the tie. The winning caption writer will inherit the responsibility of introducing the next weekly contest (with some accurate version of these rules) and posting the picture for it.

It is always a good idea to post a link to the new contest at the end of the one just finished, so that all of the die-hard captioning crowd can find the new contest as soon as possible and not go into caption composing withdrawal.

Let's see what you all can do with this one!

---------- Post added 02-09-17 at 01:40 PM ----------

Scan from a negative, high-speed Kodacolor hence the graininess (on original negative, enhanced by scanning), but I think the image is sufficiently peculiar to elicit some ideas.

[W.j.christy]

You just Graduated From Harvard, what are you going to do next?

My best girl and I are going to Disney Land!!!!!

[obsolescence]

“Watch me now, as I demonstrate my newly acquired intellectual and physical prowess.”

[Reliant K1000]

The local school's staging of Harry Potter's graduation left a little to be desired...

[Weldon Berger]

Later, parents questioned the wisdom of choosing "The Graduate" as the school play.

[jumbleview]

Once upon a time Hermione Granger met Esmeralda and Cinderella... Girls had a nice time together

[aslyfox]

" . . . In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes. . . . "

[ a tip of the fedora to Cole Porter's "Anything goes"

Anything Goes Lyrics - Cole Porter ]

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Last edited by aslyfox; 02-23-2017 at 07:48 AM.

[WPRESTO]

VOTES, VOTES, VOTES. Pick a winner lest I do it on my own.

[WPRESTO]

Post #5, WELDON BERGER has collected the most "likes," so he is up to post the next image for this contest.

My caption (dull be comparison): "Yes, this is a night class, but we do not tolerate evening wear."

[Weldon Berger]

Which I have the honor to host, is here. Join in the hilarity!