The contest will run from March 11-18. Votes will be counted thereafter.

Submissions can be in any written form (no video or audio files) — caption, limerick, motivational, poem or prose — whatever inspires you to describe the photo or catch attention. Submit by replying to the thread. Contestants may submit more than one entry but it must be in a separate post. Important: Even if you do not submit an entry, please “like” any posts you feel deserve it as this is how the winner is chosen. And if you DO submit an entry, please also find an entry that you like from among your competitors' efforts and "like" that one as well.

The "thread starter" is the moderator and must post an original photo at the start of the thread. In case of a tie the moderator will choose one to break the tie.

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[MadMathMind]

Wimps draw a line in the sand. Tough people draw a line in the asphalt.

[Harry_the_Wombat]

How to find the cheapest of the cheap; stick a penny in the asphalt.

[aslyfox]

My mom taught me that when baking you stick a tooth pick into the middle of the top of the cake to see if it is done:

if it comes out sticky and dirty, it needs more time,

if it is clean, the cake is done baking

of course you should do the same to check if the asphalt patch is completely done baking in the sun

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Last edited by aslyfox; 03-12-2017 at 06:22 AM.

[goatsNdonkey]

Since I cou'n't walk a stir-aight line, the police ocifer asst me t'paint what I thought was struh-aight on a pavemuhnt. All this fuss, an' all I had was tee many martoonis.

[jumbleview]

Can you patch San Andreas Fault with tar?

[arnold]

This road is not all its cracked up to be.

[aacjr]

Enough is enough... This is where I draw the line!

[noelcmn]

The 21st Century Vincent (van Gogh) at work.

[aslyfox]

hey guys I found it

the crack that broke my mother's back

[BigDave]

I was wondering where I dropped that Viagra pill!

[zubzubadoodle]

All bow to the mighty bollard!

[SpecialK]

Got about 24 hours left. Make sure you vote!

[SpecialK]

It's only 11AM my time, so there is still some time for votes to straggle in. I will check back this evening for the final round up.

[SpecialK]

We have a close contest this week, so I am going to let it go overnight to see if there is a leader in the morning. If not, I will vote the tie-breaker.

Thanks to all!