Oh god.... you had to make this one didnt you?
Camera bodies: $8840 (SPII, MX, ME, K1000, MZ6, Agfa range finder, Kodak P850, Q, K100D (x2), K20, K5 (x2), K30, Nikon J1, Nikon AW100, Nikon Coolpix, Sony NEX5N, D600)
Lenses: $8565 (Tak 50 1.4, Tak 135 2.5, M28 2.8 x2, M50 1.7, M50 2.0, M135 3.5, M 200 4.0, M75-150, FA 50 1.7, FA 28-80, FA 28-105, FA 77, DA 10-17, DA 18-55 (x2), DA 50-200, DA 40 limited, DA*16-50, DA*55, DA*50-135, Tamron 90 di macro, Tamaron auto 28 2.8 M42, Sigma 30 1.4, Sigma 70-300, Vivtar 70-210 macro, Vivitar 28 2.8, Nikon 85 1.8, Nikon 50 1.8, nikon 145 3.5, Nikon 105 f2.5, Nikon 24-85...)
Flashguns/strobes: $1820 (AF540 x2, AF220, SB700, Elinchrom Dlite4)
accessories (tripods, backdrops, gels, filters, monitor calibration, repairs): $3530 (elinchrom speed triggers, Lastolite hilite, reflectors, stands, etc. etc.)
$22,755. Most of that in the past 5 years. Luckily a lot of my vintage stuff (M lenses, K1000, MX, ME, Agfa, MZ6) were free or incredibly cheap (under $50) I also didn't include trades in that number, just raw money exchanged.
I can see myself probably have at least another $5000 to spend over the next year with stuff that is currently available/announced. (ie: no FF Pentax or K5 APS-C replacement, either of which would be quickly added). That list is: Nikon 70-200 f2.8, Nikon 135 or 105 f2 DC, Pentax FA 31, Pentax FA 43, Pentax MX-1.
eeep.
edit: oh god, I just recalled... I've also spent money on software, books, magazines, courses.. probably another $2000 minimum there.
on the plus side, when I started taking paying gigs this past spring (June) I've earned $4500.
Couple that with guitar/music gear, automotive related junk, paintball, other misc hobbies now in the closet (model trains, slot cars...) I think I got a problem...it's called go big or go home, and its hurting my savings account.