Is their a complimentary article "Wedding photographer says "don't bother reading Vogue." " I want to see the full debate, not one side of a stupid argument. Or how about a promise from Vogue, "If you don't use a wedding photographer and you aren't happy with the results, we'll pay for another wedding and the photographer to make sure you get the images you wanted." But then, that would actually be taking some responsibility for their idiocy.
Or how about "Help pay for your wedding photographer, cancel your subscription to Vogue." That one's never going to make the magazine cover.
I should write an article "Anyone who manages their life with advice from Vogue probably needs institutional care. " That would be my take.