Typical art fair conversations:
Customer: "Oooo, that's pretty. (To Friend): Do you think it will go with my guest room decor?"
Friend: "Well, you did just buy that pink sofa, maybe that 'blue' picture over there."
Customer: (To disinterested spouse who is really annoyed he's missing the Big Game) "Honey, what do you think?"
Spouse: "Hmmmph."
Customer: "Oh look Honey!", as she points to another booth and leaves with party in tow.
Customer: "How did you do that?"
Customer "How long did it take?"
Customer "My child/spouse/friend/aunt/dog can do that."
Not uncommon conversations:
Customer: "Will you give me a discount?" (Almost invariably asked by new customers. Repeat customers don't ask this
question unless you previously answered "Yes".)
Customer: "Is this a picture?" or "Can I hang this on the wall?" or "What's it made of?" or some other inexplicably inane
question.
Rare conversations:
Customer: "I love it! A bargain, here's my money!"