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| 10-04-2010, 10:24 AM | #1 |
| Excellent resume
I was looking for sample (poor) resumes for a professional communications course, and came across this during the process: Lelo in Nopo: Now here's a horrible resume... Even though it wasn't what I was originally looking for, I'd say that this is GREAT! Just wanted to share. Certainly made me chuckle. Adam PentaxForums.com Webmaster (Site Usage Guide | Site Help | My Photography)    PentaxForums.com server and development costs are user-supported. You can help cover these costs by donating or purchasing one of our Pentax eBooks. Or, buy your photo gear from our affiliates, Adorama, B&H Photo, KEH, or Topaz Labs, and get FREE Marketplace access - click here to see how! Trusted Pentax retailers:    | |
| 10-04-2010, 10:40 AM | #2 |
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Okay, so he isn't Lee Iococca. (I have to assume that, as Adam has started a thread in P&R, that somewhere pigs are flying and the temperature in Hell is now below 32 F.  )
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| 10-04-2010, 11:00 AM | #3 |
 Originally posted by Adam  I was looking for sample (poor) resumes for a professional communications course, and came across this during the process: Lelo in Nopo: Now here's a horrible resume... Even though it wasn't what I was originally looking for, I'd say that this is GREAT! Just wanted to share. Certainly made me chuckle. Quote: RECORDS AND REFERENCES All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review Quote: I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice. | |
| 10-04-2010, 12:58 PM | #4 |
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Now name any other person who can claim they did all that? | |
| 10-04-2010, 01:02 PM | #5 |
| Originally posted by Ash Now name any other person who can claim they did all that? | |
| 10-04-2010, 01:04 PM | #6 |
| Originally posted by Parallax He is the one and only. Hopefully, he will forever be the one and only.  | |
| 10-04-2010, 03:57 PM | #7 |
| 10-05-2010, 01:24 AM | #8 |
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Forgetting the blame thing. It's an interesting read. He must be proud in creating all those records and firsts. Originally posted by Parallax (I have to assume that, as Adam has started a thread in P&R, that somewhere pigs are flying and the temperature in Hell is now below 32 F. ) | |
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