Originally posted by JeffJS Unless she was texting someone about a crime she just committed.
Still a criminal dumbass, immaterial or not.
Even if she was texting about a crime she could still sue...
A HS teacher of mine and her back side neighbor were putting up a new fence and her neighbor's house was broken into. Her neighbor chased the robber out the back door with a shotgun and shot a warning shot from the back porch to scare the robber away. The robber ran for his life through my teacher's yard since there was no fence up and ended up breaking his leg because he fell into a hole dug for a fence post. The ROBBER SUED MY TEACHER because he broke his leg in her yard. My teacher won that lawsuit.
My two other favorite stories about unbelievable lawsuits comes from a friend of mine who is a courtroom stenographer.
A brain surgeon was golfing and managed to hit a ball directly into a nearby tree that ricocheted back and hit him directly in the eyeball. His eye was lost and he could no longer work as a surgeon so HE SUED HIMSELF because he had some kind of insurance that ended up paying out $5 Million for the lawsuit.
A guy who was into MMA fighting got a new flexible groin protector and was testing it out by having a buddy of his kick him in the balls. One of the cup was flexible but his friend kicked him too hard so the thing flexed and sliced one of his testicles in half. He sued the manufacturer for it being defective and dangerous. (At least with photography, measurbating doesn't carry this kind of risk
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Some of the stories he tells me about stuff that comes through the court system is so unbelievable but it is the kind of stuff that you couldn't make up.