Depressed by the Recession?

ajoe · 01-31-2011, 08:59 AM - **2 Likes**

The Recession hits everybody......

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies.

I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. It was answered by a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Last edited by ajoe; 02-02-2011 at 06:03 AM.

fotaki · 02-01-2011, 01:56 PM

Great post. At least there's no tax on humour - yet

**Clarkey** · 02-01-2011, 07:35 PM

Nice one. I like.

JACOBY · 02-02-2011, 02:13 AM

very good ajoe

r0ckstarr · 02-03-2011, 06:55 AM

.......even Motel-6 is turning the lights off.

lithos · 02-03-2011, 09:43 AM

My email spam is now only promising me 2 inches.

r0ckstarr · 02-05-2011, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by lithos

My email spam is now only promising me 2 inches.

reeftool · 02-09-2011, 08:29 AM

Starting the day with a smile.

Phil1 · 02-09-2011, 03:53 PM

You just went through the summer of recovery and now you have 2 extra inches, WTH you complaining about?

01-31-2011, 08:59 AM - 2 Likes	#1
ajoe Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: PA Posts: 89	Depressed by the Recession? The Recession hits everybody...... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies. I saw a polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. It was answered by a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. Last edited by ajoe; 02-02-2011 at 06:03 AM.

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fotaki Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Greece and UK Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 309	Great post. At least there's no tax on humour - yet

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Clarkey Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Brampton, ON, Canada Photos: Gallery Posts: 2,456	Nice one. I like.

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JACOBY Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: PGH PENNA Posts: 340	very good ajoe

02-03-2011, 06:55 AM	#5
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	.......even Motel-6 is turning the lights off.

02-03-2011, 09:43 AM	#6
lithos Inactive Account Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane, QLD, AUS Posts: 3,261	My email spam is now only promising me 2 inches.

02-05-2011, 07:35 AM	#7
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by lithos My email spam is now only promising me 2 inches.

02-09-2011, 08:29 AM	#8
reeftool Pentaxian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Upstate New York Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,555	Starting the day with a smile.

02-09-2011, 03:53 PM	#9
Phil1 Inactive Account Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,292	You just went through the summer of recovery and now you have 2 extra inches, WTH you complaining about?