Out taking pictures, some guy hands me a newspaper and I find this ad inside..

r0ckstarr · 07-14-2011, 04:31 PM

ve2vfd · 07-14-2011, 05:08 PM

Is that supposed to be a joke or is this dude serious???

Wow...

Pat

MRRiley · 07-14-2011, 05:29 PM

great combination... redneck inbreeding, hard liquor (in front of him) and firearms...

**Ex Finn.** · 07-14-2011, 05:31 PM

I love this country.

.

goddo31 · 07-15-2011, 02:18 AM

Only in the US of A?

titrisol · 07-15-2011, 04:09 AM

ha ha ha!! Brilliant!!
Reminds me of an ad I saw in Brazil of a clown for state senator.... in full clown regalia!!!

Clicker · 07-15-2011, 04:30 AM

Forward it now to PETA

reeftool · 07-15-2011, 07:31 AM

That's downright funny!

InlawBiker · 07-15-2011, 08:06 AM

I started reading the newspaper online, it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!

The Seabreeze News - San Leon Texas

"published at San Leon, Texas - a small drinking community with a large fishing problem"

**crewl1** · 07-15-2011, 09:45 AM

He has an answer to PETA apparently http://seabreezenews.com/issue/Page_09.pdf

**crewl1** · 07-15-2011, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by InlawBiker

I started reading the newspaper online, it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!

The Seabreeze News - San Leon Texas

"published at San Leon, Texas - a small drinking community with a large fishing problem"

You're not kidding: Chicken races

"After bets are received, the race is fixing to start. The chicken owners
or their chicken handlers then bring the chickens to the center of
the small ring. Then the starter fires a blank pistol and the chicken
owners cut the heads off of the chickens and drop them into the red
circle.
As you may know, when you cut a chicken’s head off they run for
quite some time. Some ran in circles, some in a straight line, and
some just ran in place. On two occasions a chicken got almost to the
finish line and right before the line turned in a another direction and
circled back. The crowd went wild. The first chicken to run outside

the large circle wins – or rather, the owner wins."

MRRiley · 07-15-2011, 10:12 AM

One can only hope that this whole paper is a big joke or something akin to The Onion.

Mike

Lloydy · 07-15-2011, 10:25 AM

Obviously not a part of the Murdoch media empire.

That's a funny paper, genuinely funny.

eddie1960 · 07-15-2011, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Lloydy

Obviously not a part of the Murdoch media empire.

That's a funny paper, genuinely funny.

HA I thought it bore a strong resemblance to a Murdoch news venture
Right wing boozing Rednecks with firearms are one of Murdoch's core markets

(ducking badly aimed bullets)
One would hope it's an Onion type paper but I doubt it

eddie1960 · 07-15-2011, 10:34 AM

i like the article on red light cameras HAHAHA

Open Season On Red Light Cameras:
Someone, or more than one person, has been shooting up the
red light cameras.
Seventeen different law enforcement jurisdictions in southeast
Texas have had reports of red light cameras being damaged or
destroyed by gunfire during the past year.
There have reportedly been at least 68 such incidents in
Galveston and Harris Counties this year alone. None have been
solved, and there are no known suspects.
Although the cameras are capable of photographing vehicle license
plates in order to send out tickets, they do not have the
ability to catch someone firing a hunting rifle - unless that person
happens to be riding in the back of a pickup truck that is
concurrently running a red light during daylight hours. That
hasn't happened, yet.
Bill Guzman lives near a red light camera in the vicinity of
Santa Fe which has been damaged by bullets repeatedly over the
past few months. In fact, the camera has been out of service
more often than not since being installed.
"I believe it's just accidental" Guzman told a Seabreeze reporter.
"Occasionally, you're cleaning a gun, and there's an accident.
The gun goes off. It happens to hit the danged camera over
there. End of story."

07-14-2011, 04:31 PM	#1
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MRRiley Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sterling, VA, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 6,275	great combination... redneck inbreeding, hard liquor (in front of him) and firearms...

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titrisol Pentaxian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In the most populated state... state of denial Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,851	ha ha ha!! Brilliant!! Reminds me of an ad I saw in Brazil of a clown for state senator.... in full clown regalia!!!

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reeftool Pentaxian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Upstate New York Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,552	That's downright funny!

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InlawBiker Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Seattle, WA Photos: Gallery Posts: 123	I started reading the newspaper online, it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! The Seabreeze News - San Leon Texas "published at San Leon, Texas - a small drinking community with a large fishing problem"

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crewl1 Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,807	He has an answer to PETA apparently http://seabreezenews.com/issue/Page_09.pdf

07-15-2011, 09:49 AM	#11
crewl1 Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,807	Originally posted by InlawBiker I started reading the newspaper online, it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! The Seabreeze News - San Leon Texas "published at San Leon, Texas - a small drinking community with a large fishing problem" You're not kidding: Chicken races "After bets are received, the race is fixing to start. The chicken owners or their chicken handlers then bring the chickens to the center of the small ring. Then the starter fires a blank pistol and the chicken owners cut the heads off of the chickens and drop them into the red circle. As you may know, when you cut a chicken’s head off they run for quite some time. Some ran in circles, some in a straight line, and some just ran in place. On two occasions a chicken got almost to the finish line and right before the line turned in a another direction and circled back. The crowd went wild. The first chicken to run outside the large circle wins – or rather, the owner wins."

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MRRiley Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sterling, VA, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 6,275	One can only hope that this whole paper is a big joke or something akin to The Onion. Mike

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07-15-2011, 10:25 AM	#13
Lloydy Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 1,114	Obviously not a part of the Murdoch media empire. That's a funny paper, genuinely funny.

07-15-2011, 10:32 AM	#14
eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	Originally posted by Lloydy Obviously not a part of the Murdoch media empire. That's a funny paper, genuinely funny. HA I thought it bore a strong resemblance to a Murdoch news venture Right wing boozing Rednecks with firearms are one of Murdoch's core markets (ducking badly aimed bullets) One would hope it's an Onion type paper but I doubt it

07-15-2011, 10:34 AM	#15
eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	i like the article on red light cameras HAHAHA Open Season On Red Light Cameras: Someone, or more than one person, has been shooting up the red light cameras. Seventeen different law enforcement jurisdictions in southeast Texas have had reports of red light cameras being damaged or destroyed by gunfire during the past year. There have reportedly been at least 68 such incidents in Galveston and Harris Counties this year alone. None have been solved, and there are no known suspects. Although the cameras are capable of photographing vehicle license plates in order to send out tickets, they do not have the ability to catch someone firing a hunting rifle - unless that person happens to be riding in the back of a pickup truck that is concurrently running a red light during daylight hours. That hasn't happened, yet. Bill Guzman lives near a red light camera in the vicinity of Santa Fe which has been damaged by bullets repeatedly over the past few months. In fact, the camera has been out of service more often than not since being installed. "I believe it's just accidental" Guzman told a Seabreeze reporter. "Occasionally, you're cleaning a gun, and there's an accident. The gun goes off. It happens to hit the danged camera over there. End of story."