My first car was "The Duster." Sold to me at age sixteen by an "Uncle" for two hundred dollars, possibly because I otherwise planned to buy two and a half Porsche 356es without a good set of floorboards between them, (I knew this.
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There's a whole saga there, from our punk rock escapades with the original slant six and automatic (Cause my life wasn't weird enough without going to school with the Mopar equivalent of Herbie) to eventual swapping in of smallblock and 4-speed years later when working a lousy job that couldn't pay for oil but demanded deliveries and a rod got thrown right through the crankcase.... (Here's a car I was trying to save with a plastic blanket while flames lapped around the plastic fuel filter on the side of the highway one day.)
It took homelessness, bad situations best not mentioned, a culture war, and double pneumonia for me to ever lose hold of that car. And as stories go, few *didn't* involve that vehicle.
Said Uncle said, mind you, "This car's alive, you know." Well, yep.
There's me in the 80s, "You know, sometimes you see people talking to their cars, there's nothing unusual there. On the other hand, when you regularly find people talking to *your* car, that's 'pretty interesting.'
Hard not to dwell on the sad ending to *that* story, but they had to haul *me* off semi-conscious the same week. I've even still got the keys and registration.
Some fave high school stories involve like, after my suspension upgrades and purchase of tires, (If I was ever an early adopter of anything it was polyurethane sway bar bushings.
Also I guess sway bars. Came in a big box from JC Whitney I disposed of before anyone saw. Heh. Different century, eh? Actually, that's kind of weird standing in the present.
) .... which being a younger version of me, I'd been expounding on how clever the things were when when we encountered a bewildered hippie in a microbus negotiating an unexpected ninety degree turnwhile we were at some certain rate of speed: There was really nothing to do but duck into the other side of the road and cut the turn into two 45 degree ones. (At the limits of grip and yes inline engine torque pulling out, ) here's my friend, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANICE Tires, RML!"
Always have missed that car, though. (Actually you don't say 'car,' you just say, 'The Duster.'
) When I ran away in high school, various friends put me up so I *could* finish high school, but that Duster was *all I had * a long while. (The V-8 and stuff came later, cause donor car with that cost what was in my pocket. ) Anyway:
Last photographed, thusly, when I needed to finish a roll: