Originally posted by DeadJohn I kept getting long voicemail messages from the fake IRS. It was obviously a boiler room operation: lots of background noise from co-scammers plus what sounded like heavy machinery, heavily accented English, said they were from "Internal Revenue Services". I eventually called them back and acted naive and stupid to waste their time. The calls stopped after that.
I have always wanted to play this game with a spammer:
Hello.
Hello, Is this Mr.... ..?
Yes. Hang on a moment, someone's at the door.
five minutes later.
Hello. Are you still on the line?
Yes, Is this Mr....?
Sorry. Please wait. I'll be with you soon.
five minutes or so later
Hello. Sorry for the delays. Are you still there?
Yes, Mr... I'd like to talk to you
Be patient. I'll be with you as soon as possible
five or minutes later etc. etc.
eventually:
Hello, Are you still there waiting to speak to me?
YES, Mr.. If I could..
Boy, what a sucker you are.
Then hang up.
During the five minutes or so when you're not holding the phone, you can read, or make a sandwich. or post something on PF, whatever you like.
However., M doesn't want me to do it.