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Rupert · 01-06-2016, 06:01 AM - **1 Like**

Then, out of nowhere, there appeared a horde of rabid squirrels to hijack the entire story....sound familiar???

bertwert · 01-06-2016, 10:20 AM

As Bert ran he looked back and saw these little rodents attacking the police.

Tom S. · 01-06-2016, 12:46 PM

The police promptly tazered the squirrels and had roasted squirrel meat to eat with the donuts they confiscated for evidence.

Unregistered User 8 · 01-06-2016, 01:30 PM

Captain Jackson was half way through his 3rd squirrel when it happened.

Parallax · 01-06-2016, 02:25 PM

He reached for his bottle of Mylanta and took a big swig, then realized he had grabbed the bottle of MiraLAX by mistake.

**MSL** · 01-06-2016, 02:25 PM

Meanwhile, Rupert, the lone squirrel to survive the carnage, scampered up Jackson's leg and pushed against the trigger of his handgun.

bertwert · 01-06-2016, 02:33 PM

Then Corporal Frank was on the ground tasered by his commander's weapon.

@Parallax
5 sentences between two of yours please (I'll add yours this time though)

**luftfluss** · 01-06-2016, 02:45 PM

Bert finally slowed to a stop and realized he still had the brick in his hand... and saw that the "brick" was, in fact, a Pentax K-01!

**PJ1** · 01-06-2016, 05:34 PM

Then he knew he had the perfect defence: a swarm of canikon expert witnesses would swear that the K-01 was not "fit for purpose" - any purpose!

FreeSpirit9 · 01-06-2016, 09:54 PM

He then looked at his other hand and saw that it held a K5 with the much praised 18-135.

FreeSpirit9 · 01-07-2016, 04:39 AM

Where have I been? He asked himself. What am I doing here?..........as he slowly started to feel as if a heavy mantle that had covered his mind for many a year was being lifted off.

Rupert · 01-07-2016, 05:39 AM

Intermission Time!
You all head out to the lobby for some snacks and a restroom break. Try to eat something healthy instead of all that candy and donuts!

Hmong_Xiong · 01-10-2016, 04:08 AM

"Oh boy, I love food," said a little boy.

(I'm confused, I see multiple posts with multiple sentences.)

bertwert · 01-20-2016, 11:20 AM

He now took his newly found K-5 and 18-135 and started taking photos of the chaos he caused.

Hmong_Xiong · 02-15-2016, 08:28 AM

He then uploaded his pictures to Instagram.

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01-06-2016, 06:01 AM - 1 Like	#16
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Then, out of nowhere, there appeared a horde of rabid squirrels to hijack the entire story....sound familiar???

01-06-2016, 10:20 AM	#17
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	As Bert ran he looked back and saw these little rodents attacking the police.

01-06-2016, 12:46 PM	#18
Tom S. Veteran Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: S.E. Michigan Photos: Albums Posts: 4,317	The police promptly tazered the squirrels and had roasted squirrel meat to eat with the donuts they confiscated for evidence.

01-06-2016, 01:30 PM	#19
Unregistered User 8 Closed Account Join Date: Mar 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,694	Captain Jackson was half way through his 3rd squirrel when it happened.

01-06-2016, 02:25 PM	#20
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	He reached for his bottle of Mylanta and took a big swig, then realized he had grabbed the bottle of MiraLAX by mistake.

01-06-2016, 02:25 PM	#21
MSL Site Supporter Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Greater Toronto Area Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,756	Meanwhile, Rupert, the lone squirrel to survive the carnage, scampered up Jackson's leg and pushed against the trigger of his handgun.

01-06-2016, 02:33 PM	#22
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	Then Corporal Frank was on the ground tasered by his commander's weapon. @Parallax 5 sentences between two of yours please (I'll add yours this time though)

01-06-2016, 02:45 PM	#23
luftfluss Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: NJ Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 11,629	Bert finally slowed to a stop and realized he still had the brick in his hand... and saw that the "brick" was, in fact, a Pentax K-01!

01-06-2016, 05:34 PM	#24
PJ1 Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Toowoomba, Australia Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 5,487	Then he knew he had the perfect defence: a swarm of canikon expert witnesses would swear that the K-01 was not "fit for purpose" - any purpose!

01-06-2016, 09:54 PM	#25
FreeSpirit9 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Queensland, Australia Photos: Gallery Posts: 557	He then looked at his other hand and saw that it held a K5 with the much praised 18-135.

01-07-2016, 04:39 AM	#26
FreeSpirit9 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Queensland, Australia Photos: Gallery Posts: 557	Where have I been? He asked himself. What am I doing here?..........as he slowly started to feel as if a heavy mantle that had covered his mind for many a year was being lifted off.

01-07-2016, 05:39 AM	#27
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Intermission Time! You all head out to the lobby for some snacks and a restroom break. Try to eat something healthy instead of all that candy and donuts!

01-10-2016, 04:08 AM	#28
Hmong_Xiong Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Colorado Posts: 45	"Oh boy, I love food," said a little boy. (I'm confused, I see multiple posts with multiple sentences.)

01-20-2016, 11:20 AM	#29
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	He now took his newly found K-5 and 18-135 and started taking photos of the chaos he caused.

02-15-2016, 08:28 AM	#30
Hmong_Xiong Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Colorado Posts: 45	He then uploaded his pictures to Instagram.

One sentence each story :)

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