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08-30-2019, 02:08 PM - 6 Likes   #1531
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QuoteOriginally posted by lesmore49 Quote
She cracked up with that one too. I'm starting to think that maybe, there's a market for jokes geared towards Biologists.
Often they don't see the joke, they just dissect it.

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My cow joke is more simple.
What does a cow with buck teeth say?

Moof!
08-31-2019, 11:42 AM - 1 Like   #1533
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QuoteOriginally posted by 35mmfilmfan Quote
Often they don't see the joke, they just dissect it.
She got a kick out of that line too. If these Biologist jokes keep on coming, I'm going to take credit for them, myself. Hopefully then, she'll think I've recently developed a good sense of humour.

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My cow joke is more simple.
What does a cow with buck teeth say?

Moof!
09-01-2019, 04:05 PM - 2 Likes   #1534
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A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost.

"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your axe and cut it down."

The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes he's knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," says the guy.

The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man. "You mean the Sahara Desert," says the lumberjack.

"Sure......That's what they call it now!"
I shared this with a friend who is not a photographer. He replied:
Hew think lumberjacks talk chop? I should axe one.

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It is a good thing he didn't bring his friend nine, but that would have been odd.

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Found in a T-shirt catalog:
1) Give me coffee to do what a can. Give me wine to deal with what I cannot.
2) A pun is its own reword.
3) The older I get, the smarter I was. (I'm tempted by buy a shirt with this one on it.)
4) Two wrongs do not make a right, but three rights do make a left.
5) If all is not lost, then where is it?
6) What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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QuoteOriginally posted by robtcorl Quote
My cow joke is more simple.
What does a cow with buck teeth say?

Moof!
If you want to start on them....

What does a bull with a harelip say? Nort Nort

What about the dog with a cleft palate? Mark mark
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