The Joke Thread

Racer X 69 · 10-06-2019, 06:04 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

If you say gullible, really slowly, it sounds like oranges!
Try it!

Sounds like something a gullible person would do . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . cheesy

**Tonytee** · 10-06-2019, 10:35 PM - **7 Likes**

A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had determined to
take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another
farmer who
owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and
split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so they agreed to
drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their pigs. The first
morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 am., loaded the pigs
into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle they had, and drove
the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if
they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass
grazing in the
morning, then they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, then they're not."
The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded
them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again. The
following
morning, MUD again!!!
This continued all week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he
couldn't get out bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and
tell me if the
pigs are in the mud or in the field."

"Neither," reported his wife. "They're in the station wagon and one of them
is honking the horn

jack002 · 10-07-2019, 09:09 AM - **2 Likes**

**clackers** · 10-16-2019, 05:34 PM - **8 Likes**

"It's our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now. 1995 and 2009."

bxf · 10-17-2019, 11:28 AM - **8 Likes**

jack002 · 10-17-2019, 12:39 PM - **5 Likes**

I asked the the doctor if I could do my own anesthesia, he said knock yourself out

torashi · 10-17-2019, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by jack002

This line of posts is giving me night mares

Shouldn't this be spelled "neigh mares"?

torashi · 10-17-2019, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by bxf

Get it?

Is this a reference to Meatallica?

bxf · 10-17-2019, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by torashi

Is this a reference to Meatallica?

Sorry, but you lost me with this one. I don't follow

torashi · 10-17-2019, 05:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bxf

Sorry, but you lost me with this one. I don't follow

Youtu.be

bxf · 10-17-2019, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by torashi

Is this a reference to Meatallica?

You wrote Meatallica. I thought it is meant to be a parody or something.

torashi · 10-18-2019, 06:56 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bxf

You wrote Meatallica. I thought it is meant to be a parody or something.

Well, people were having quite a nice puntastic streak on this thread!

robtcorl · 10-18-2019, 07:15 AM - **5 Likes**

torashi · 10-18-2019, 07:23 AM - **1 Like**

Mine won't leave for his kennel at bedtime if it's a cold night.

jack002 · 10-18-2019, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by torashi

shouldn't this be spelled "neigh mares"?

neigh!

10-07-2019, 09:09 AM - 2 Likes	#1578
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10-06-2019, 06:04 PM - 2 Likes	#1576
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl If you say gullible, really slowly, it sounds like oranges! Try it! Sounds like something a gullible person would do . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

10-06-2019, 10:35 PM - 7 Likes	#1577
Tonytee Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 21,461	A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had determined to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 am., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again. The following morning, MUD again!!! This continued all week until one morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field." "Neither," reported his wife. "They're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn

10-16-2019, 05:34 PM - 8 Likes	#1579
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	"It's our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now. 1995 and 2009."

10-17-2019, 11:28 AM - 8 Likes	#1580
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10-17-2019, 12:39 PM - 5 Likes	#1581
jack002 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Missouri Photos: Albums Posts: 727	I asked the the doctor if I could do my own anesthesia, he said knock yourself out

10-17-2019, 04:46 PM	#1582
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by jack002 This line of posts is giving me night mares Shouldn't this be spelled "neigh mares"?

10-17-2019, 04:47 PM	#1583
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by bxf Get it? Is this a reference to Meatallica?

10-17-2019, 05:22 PM	#1584
bxf Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lisbon area Posts: 1,660	Originally posted by torashi Is this a reference to Meatallica? Sorry, but you lost me with this one. I don't follow

10-17-2019, 11:43 PM	#1586
bxf Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lisbon area Posts: 1,660	Originally posted by torashi Is this a reference to Meatallica? You wrote Meatallica. I thought it is meant to be a parody or something.

10-18-2019, 06:56 AM - 1 Like	#1587
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Originally posted by bxf You wrote Meatallica. I thought it is meant to be a parody or something. Well, people were having quite a nice puntastic streak on this thread!

10-18-2019, 07:15 AM - 5 Likes	#1588
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10-18-2019, 07:23 AM - 1 Like	#1589
torashi Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Medellín Posts: 1,322	Mine won't leave for his kennel at bedtime if it's a cold night.

10-18-2019, 09:21 AM	#1590
jack002 Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Missouri Photos: Albums Posts: 727	Originally posted by torashi shouldn't this be spelled "neigh mares"? neigh!