A middle aged couple were driving down the freeway one afternoon. The State Police pulled them over, the husband asks, Hello Officer, what seems to be the problem? Officer replied; Well, sir, I noticed a ways back there that your turn signal is out". The husband replied, "Oh no sir, I do not believe that is possible, because every time I plan on driving, I check every thing to make sure I am a safe driver." Now his wife decides to lean over and chimes in, " Officer, that is just not true, I have been after him to get the turn signals fixed before he has a problem." The husband turned to his wife and in a controlled volume states, "Will you please keep your big mouth shut until this is over?" Was there anything else, Officer?". "Yes sir, there is, I noticed that you had exceeded the speed limit a few miles back." "Oh no Officer sir, you see I always check my speedometer when I see a speed limit sign and I am always just under or right at the speed limit indicated." Well, unfortunately, the wife again leans over and blurts out to the officer; Officer, I am sorry, but I am forever telling my husband to slow down, but he refuses to listen to me." Again the husband turns to look at his wife and in a much higher volume voice says; @#@#@#, once again, please keep your big@#@#@#mouth shut until this is over?" The husband turned to the officer and asks, "Was there anything else officer sir?" The officer replied, "Ah, yes sir I also noticed that when I was pulling you over you had hurriedly fastened your seat belt, which means your seat belt was not fastened prior to my pulling you over." "Oh no, Officer sir, You see, every time I get into my car, I always make sure to fasten my seat belt before starting my engine." Yup, you got it, his wife again leans over and chimes in; "Officer once again I am sorry, but I am forever telling him to fasten his seat belt."
You are right again, the husband, now furious at his wife, turns loose on her and starts screaming at the top of his lungs at her to keep her @#@#@mouth shut until this is over. Well, the Officer witnesses this tirade by the husband, walks around to talk to the wife and asks: "Oh, madam I cannot believe his anger, does he always talk to you like that?" The wife replied, " Well, not always, only when he's been drinking."
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Rgds,
Antonio