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12-14-2019, 05:32 AM   #1906
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Preorders are open. But there's a catch. You might never see the earth and everything you know and love again.
But that camera IS what I would love !

12-14-2019, 08:22 AM - 1 Like   #1907
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What kind of lighting did Noah have on the Ark ?



Floodlighting !
12-14-2019, 12:48 PM - 3 Likes   #1908
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The English, Welsh ans Scottish guys agree to go on a picnic.
The English says: I'll bring some food.
The Welsh guy adds: Ok, then. I'll get the drinks.
The Scottish cheerfully: I'll bring my brother...

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Here are some things to think about.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Is the little toe just a device for finding furniture in the dark?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name? And why has one not won the lottery?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have the film.

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

And psychics who work cash in hand and pay no tax usually do not see the taxman coming to check on them either...
12-14-2019, 08:15 PM   #1909
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What did the telemark skier say when he ran out of weed?
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Man, these bindings suck!

12-14-2019, 09:27 PM - 2 Likes   #1910
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Here are some more things to ponder;

If quitters never win and winners never quit. Who came up with the saying, "Quit while you are ahead?"

Whose idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word "Lisp"?

Is it possible to have a civil war?

Why do shops that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If all the worlds a stage, where does the audience sit?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

What if there was no hypothetical questions?
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Calling someone a "cynic" means you realize what they say is true, but you're unwilling to admit it.
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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
A hypothetical punch line?
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A hypothetical punch line?
I have one of those:

The first rule of mime club...
12-18-2019, 04:46 PM - 1 Like   #1915
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I have one of those:

The first rule of mime club...
Now you're talking !
12-18-2019, 05:25 PM - 1 Like   #1916
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Now you're talking !
Shhhhh! We're not suppose to be talking about mime club!
12-18-2019, 11:35 PM - 1 Like   #1917
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I have one of those:

The first rule of mime club...
12-19-2019, 08:23 AM - 2 Likes   #1918
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent!
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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7.
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But the odds were against them.

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If Santa doesn't take all his reindeer on a particular delivery, are the ones left behind remaindeer ?
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