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normhead · 05-11-2020, 08:38 AM - **2 Likes**

A little Canadian humour for you.

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**c.a.m** · 05-11-2020, 08:48 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by normhead

A little Canadian humour for you.

Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo

SSGGeezer · 05-11-2020, 10:35 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by c.a.m

Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo

Take off eh!

No, You take off!

normhead · 05-11-2020, 11:32 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by SSGGeezer

Take off eh!

No, You take off!

"Did you know if you grow a mouse in an old empty and take it to Molsons, they'll give you free twofer."

**c.a.m** · 05-11-2020, 12:08 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by normhead

"Did you know if you grow a mouse in an old empty and take it to Molsons, they'll give you free twofer."

Speaking of which, the May Two-four long weekend will be upon us shortly (earlier this year). I wonder if fewer twofers will be consumed this time around.

- Craig

lesmore49 · 05-11-2020, 01:31 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by c.a.m

Speaking of which, the May Two-four long weekend will be upon us shortly (earlier this year). I wonder if fewer twofers will be consumed this time around.

- Craig

Memories !

May the 24th long weekend. Victoria Day ! I always looked forward to it as a kid and young man ...and Canuck. Usually the first day where the sun was hot enough that I invariably got a bad sunburn...which back then in the '50's and '60's we didn't realize that a bad sunburn was something to avoid.

Back then as a young guy the beer case of choice was a 24...or as we called it on the Canadian prairies...'a two-four'.

I liked Molson's Canadian, but also Old Stock and Carlings Black Label. Labatt's Blue was also a good choice.

Now that I'm an old Geezer

.....my beer of choice is Budweiser Prohibition...a zero beer...which Bud indicates 'Drink Freely' on the can. But as an old Geezer I usually have one beer a week, along with a tube of Pringles Low Salt potato chips.

That's it.

Everything in moderation as my Doc sez, if I want to get to a ripe old age...rather than being ripe

at a lesser age.

No more popcorn (hard on the teeth...have a tooth implant as a result

) ...or Cheetos...not hard on the teeth...but I'm into Pringle's Low Salt.

I actually met the designer of the Pringles Potato Chip...Dennis Gage...at a car show years ago. Very nice guy, funny, good fellow.

**AggieDad** · 05-12-2020, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by normhead

A little Canadian humour for you.

Very little, apparently. Is it lonesome up there?

MarkJerling · 05-12-2020, 03:14 PM - **8 Likes**

Fred walked into a bar and saw an old friend Norm sitting all by himself looking miserable so went went over to him and sat down. “Hey Norm why are you looking so upset and sad?“
Norm said “Well my Mum died and left me $150,000.” "That was a lovely gesture” said Fred.
Then a month later my Dad died and left me $200,000." “Gosh that was a windfall “ said Fred.
Norm said “ You wouldn’t read about it Fred, an old Aunt I hadn’t see since I was a kid up and died a month later and left me a country house in England full of priceless antiques."
“That's unbelievable!“ said Fred. “I can hardly believe it Norm, by why the hell are you so sad and miserable?”
Norm said “Well this month; Nothing…”

lesmore49 · 05-13-2020, 02:59 PM - **3 Likes**

A woman in labor shouts,, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

The doctor says...'Don't worry, these are just contractions . "

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2020, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by normhead

A little Canadian humour for you.
CLARK W. - Up Here, in Canada - YouTube

Beauty, eh?

lesmore49 · 05-13-2020, 04:33 PM - **1 Like**

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck !

lesmore49 · 05-13-2020, 06:39 PM - **5 Likes**

Why did the chicken go to the séance ?

He wanted to cross to the other side.

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2020, 08:01 PM - **5 Likes**

One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered a means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, no money needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' lives required putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass through a forest. In the middle of the path was a sleeping lion. He very carefully stepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman.

"Officer," he said, "what's going on?"

"You're under arrest," said the policeman.

"But why?" he asked.

The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises."

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2020, 08:04 PM - **3 Likes**

What did the baby porcupine say when he backed up into the cactus?

“Is that you Mom?”

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2020, 08:12 PM - **8 Likes**

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05-11-2020, 12:08 PM - 1 Like	#2615
c.a.m Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Ottawa, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,193	Originally posted by normhead "Did you know if you grow a mouse in an old empty and take it to Molsons, they'll give you free twofer." Speaking of which, the May Two-four long weekend will be upon us shortly (earlier this year). I wonder if fewer twofers will be consumed this time around. - Craig Last edited by c.a.m; 05-11-2020 at 12:28 PM.

05-13-2020, 06:39 PM - 5 Likes	#2622
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,350	Why did the chicken go to the séance ? He wanted to cross to the other side. Last edited by lesmore49; 05-13-2020 at 07:06 PM.

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05-11-2020, 08:48 AM - 1 Like	#2612
c.a.m Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Ottawa, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,193	Originally posted by normhead A little Canadian humour for you. Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo

05-11-2020, 10:35 AM - 1 Like	#2613
SSGGeezer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Indiana, U.S. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,845	Originally posted by c.a.m Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo Take off eh! No, You take off!

05-11-2020, 11:32 AM - 2 Likes	#2614
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by SSGGeezer Take off eh! No, You take off! "Did you know if you grow a mouse in an old empty and take it to Molsons, they'll give you free twofer."

05-11-2020, 01:31 PM - 1 Like	#2616
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,350	Originally posted by c.a.m Speaking of which, the May Two-four long weekend will be upon us shortly (earlier this year). I wonder if fewer twofers will be consumed this time around. - Craig Memories ! May the 24th long weekend. Victoria Day ! I always looked forward to it as a kid and young man ...and Canuck. Usually the first day where the sun was hot enough that I invariably got a bad sunburn...which back then in the '50's and '60's we didn't realize that a bad sunburn was something to avoid. Back then as a young guy the beer case of choice was a 24...or as we called it on the Canadian prairies...'a two-four'. I liked Molson's Canadian, but also Old Stock and Carlings Black Label. Labatt's Blue was also a good choice. Now that I'm an old Geezer .....my beer of choice is Budweiser Prohibition...a zero beer...which Bud indicates 'Drink Freely' on the can. But as an old Geezer I usually have one beer a week, along with a tube of Pringles Low Salt potato chips. That's it. Everything in moderation as my Doc sez, if I want to get to a ripe old age...rather than being ripe at a lesser age. No more popcorn (hard on the teeth...have a tooth implant as a result ) ...or Cheetos...not hard on the teeth...but I'm into Pringle's Low Salt. I actually met the designer of the Pringles Potato Chip...Dennis Gage...at a car show years ago. Very nice guy, funny, good fellow.

05-12-2020, 10:37 AM	#2617
AggieDad Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Houston, TX Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,458	Originally posted by normhead A little Canadian humour for you. Very little, apparently. Is it lonesome up there?

05-12-2020, 03:14 PM - 8 Likes	#2618
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,423	Fred walked into a bar and saw an old friend Norm sitting all by himself looking miserable so went went over to him and sat down. “Hey Norm why are you looking so upset and sad?“ Norm said “Well my Mum died and left me $150,000.” "That was a lovely gesture” said Fred. Then a month later my Dad died and left me $200,000." “Gosh that was a windfall “ said Fred. Norm said “ You wouldn’t read about it Fred, an old Aunt I hadn’t see since I was a kid up and died a month later and left me a country house in England full of priceless antiques." “That's unbelievable!“ said Fred. “I can hardly believe it Norm, by why the hell are you so sad and miserable?” Norm said “Well this month; Nothing…”

05-13-2020, 02:59 PM - 3 Likes	#2619
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,350	A woman in labor shouts,, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" The doctor says...'Don't worry, these are just contractions . "

05-13-2020, 03:09 PM	#2620
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,077	Originally posted by normhead A little Canadian humour for you. CLARK W. - Up Here, in Canada - YouTube Beauty, eh?

05-13-2020, 04:33 PM - 1 Like	#2621
lesmore49 Pentaxian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Western Canada Posts: 12,350	What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck !

05-13-2020, 08:01 PM - 5 Likes	#2623
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,077	One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered a means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, no money needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' lives required putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass through a forest. In the middle of the path was a sleeping lion. He very carefully stepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman. "Officer," he said, "what's going on?" "You're under arrest," said the policeman. "But why?" he asked. The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises."

05-13-2020, 08:04 PM - 3 Likes	#2624
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,077	What did the baby porcupine say when he backed up into the cactus? “Is that you Mom?”

05-13-2020, 08:12 PM - 8 Likes	#2625
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,077	___

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