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05-21-2020, 01:37 PM - 2 Likes   #2686
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Be thankful we aren't getting all the government we're paying for.

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But as Will Rogers said, we have the best politicians that money can buy.
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But as Will Rogers said, we have the best politicians that money can buy.
This is the joke thread. Please confine posts to humor and/or satire.
Factual analysis has no place here.
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Two brothers were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"

The other brother replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just dad."

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I reckon after all this Covid-19 malarky I'm a dead cert to lead up the Mars mission.

Lets face it, the trip involves not going out for weeks on end, sitting on your backside all day at a computer, eating tinned and processed food that was loaded up at the beginning of it all and you won't get anything fresh until it's all over....
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QuoteOriginally posted by Liney Quote
I reckon after all this Covid-19 malarky I'm a dead cert to lead up the Mars mission.

Lets face it, the trip involves not going out for weeks on end, sitting on your backside all day at a computer, eating tinned and processed food that was loaded up at the beginning of it all and you won't get anything fresh until it's all over....

And when comes to social distancing......
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And when comes to social distancing......
I went for a walk in a local cemetary recently - I found it quite easy to keep six feet apart.
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Here's one translated for y'all ...

"Look at this application : it makes bad Polaroid photos like in the good ol' days !"

" ... afterwards you can even customize it by buying the kit called "Fingerprints on the lens" !



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"T'es con ! " ⇒ "You're stupid !"

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QuoteOriginally posted by Jean Poitiers Quote
"T'es con ! " ⇒ "You're stupid !"
Tres drole! (pardon lack of correct accents)
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Tres drole! (pardon lack of correct accents)
Omelette du fromage.
That's all I can say
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My doctor asked me if I smoke after having sex.
I said I don't know, I've never looked.

An oldie, but a classic IMO.
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QuoteOriginally posted by robtcorl Quote
My doctor asked me if I smoke after having sex.
I said I don't know, I've never looked.

An oldie, but a classic IMO.
My reply to the doctor would be "Yes. And my wife has made me quit smoking..."
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