Originally posted by Craigbob An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.
And then there was the old bloke who walked up the receptionist, and asked to speak to the doctor. The receptionist asked him what the problem was and the old man said he was having trouble urinating. The receptionist said "you can't say that in this office, why didn't you just say you had a problem with your ear..?"
So the old bloke turned round, walked out the waiting room and then walked back in again. He walked up to the reception desk and said in a clear confident voice "Good morning, I would like to see the doctor please. I have a problem with my ear".
The receptionist looked at him and said "Certainly sir, can I ask what the problem is?
"I can't pee out of it...."
Last edited by Racer X 69; 11-04-2020 at 09:06 AM.