Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan I heard recently of a man in Paris, who had two pets. One was a Hare, the other, a Rabbit. Living in a flat, he realised that they both needed daily fresh air and exercise, so come rain or shine every day he would put each of them into a suitable bag, travel down in the lift, and when he got to his favoured walking area, let them both out to frolic on the sward, and, in their own way, increase the fertility of the surrounding soil.
The Rabbit, being a shy, nervous creature, would stay close to him, and, should danger threaten, woulkd crouch by his feet, somewhat impeding his progress. The hare, on the other hand was a more volatile animal, and would dash off into the distance while the man and his rabbit companion continued their slow, stately progress.
To amuse himself, the man would often sing as their exercise continued :
'As I walk along the Bois du Boulogne
With my independent Hare.'
I had a suspicion as to what this was about, confirmed by Google.
On this note, apparently there is something in the human brain that makes people talk a certain way. For example, the letter "W" is pronounced as a "V" in Polish (also German), so Polish speakers, when speaking English, would say "vat do you vant". Now, as if to compensate subconsciously, they will often pronounce the "V" as a "W". Similarly, because an "H" is silent in French (which explains the reference to "Hare" in the joke above), a French Canadian colleague once said to a friend "your ed is hempty". Very amusing