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robtcorl · 05-01-2021, 04:56 AM - **5 Likes**

**blumoon722** · 05-01-2021, 05:18 AM - **2 Likes**

The above post reminds me of this sick joke:
Before Jeffrey Dahmer was arrested he had his parents over for dinner. His dad said "Jeffrey we don't like your neighbors".
Jeffrey replied, "That's OK just eat your vegetables"

35mmfilmfan · 05-03-2021, 10:10 AM - **3 Likes**

Bride's view of the Marriage Ceremony :

Aisle

Altar

Hymn

**rm2** · 05-03-2021, 11:41 AM - **2 Likes**

Its 2:40 ET, May 3, and I may be biased, but I think I'm currently winning the monthly photo contest. Yayyyy!!!

bertwert · 05-03-2021, 06:01 PM - **2 Likes**

We have to watch out for COVID when going into the local supermarket, I hear there's a lot of cases there.

In fact, they were having a case lot sale!

Martin Stu · 05-04-2021, 05:30 AM - **2 Likes**

after a double shot of whiskey, the photographer found that the horizon tilted

**c.a.m** · 05-05-2021, 01:15 PM - **3 Likes**

Did you hear about the commander who walked into a bar?

He ordered everyone around.

timb64 · 05-05-2021, 02:14 PM - **1 Like**

A woman walked into a bar and asked for an innuendo.........so the barman gave her one.

Martin Stu · 05-06-2021, 08:03 AM - **1 Like**

Me: Delete photo.
IPhone: Exactly?
Me: Yes.
IPhone: I'll put them in the basket just in case.
Me: Completely delete!
IPhone: I'll leave it in the cloud, you never know...

hadi · 05-07-2021, 06:38 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Martin Stu

after a double shot of whiskey, the photographer found that the horizon tilted

haha, from a technical perspective, my auto-horizon correction on my pentax K1 is spectacular. When shooting my Sony A7RII, or my friends Canon cameras, that auto horizon correction really irritates me.
sure, it can be fixed post process, but if its a tight shot, then that isn't an option any more.

so, yes, whiskey shots would do that

Racer X 69 · 05-07-2021, 08:07 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by hadi

haha, from a technical perspective, my auto-horizon correction on my pentax K1 is spectacular. When shooting my Sony A7RII, or my friends Canon cameras, that auto horizon correction really irritates me.
sure, it can be fixed post process, but if its a tight shot, then that isn't an option any more.

so, yes, whiskey shots would do that

The K-1 has a horizon auto correct feature? I did not know that.

You learn the darndest things in this thread.

robtcorl · 05-07-2021, 09:35 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

The K-1 has a horizon auto correct feature? I did not know that.

It's probably explained in the manual.

35mmfilmfan · 05-07-2021, 11:19 AM - **2 Likes**

There are many ways to facilitate auto horizon correction - in fact, I have a list.

**cartesio** · 05-07-2021, 12:00 PM - **5 Likes**

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system told me: “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”

robtcorl · 05-07-2021, 01:26 PM - **3 Likes**

If any of you know how to fix broken hinges, my door is always open.

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05-01-2021, 05:18 AM - 2 Likes	#3887
blumoon722 Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 424	The above post reminds me of this sick joke: Before Jeffrey Dahmer was arrested he had his parents over for dinner. His dad said "Jeffrey we don't like your neighbors". Jeffrey replied, "That's OK just eat your vegetables"

05-03-2021, 10:10 AM - 3 Likes	#3888
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,341	Bride's view of the Marriage Ceremony : Aisle Altar Hymn

05-03-2021, 11:41 AM - 2 Likes	#3889
rm2 Site Supporter Join Date: May 2007 Location: Hudson Valley - NY Posts: 778	Its 2:40 ET, May 3, and I may be biased, but I think I'm currently winning the monthly photo contest. Yayyyy!!!

05-03-2021, 06:01 PM - 2 Likes	#3890
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172 Original Poster	We have to watch out for COVID when going into the local supermarket, I hear there's a lot of cases there. In fact, they were having a case lot sale!

05-04-2021, 05:30 AM - 2 Likes	#3891
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115	after a double shot of whiskey, the photographer found that the horizon tilted

05-05-2021, 01:15 PM - 3 Likes	#3892
c.a.m Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Ottawa, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,193	Did you hear about the commander who walked into a bar? He ordered everyone around.

05-05-2021, 02:14 PM - 1 Like	#3893
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,514	A woman walked into a bar and asked for an innuendo.........so the barman gave her one.

05-06-2021, 08:03 AM - 1 Like	#3894
Martin Stu Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 1,115	Me: Delete photo. IPhone: Exactly? Me: Yes. IPhone: I'll put them in the basket just in case. Me: Completely delete! IPhone: I'll leave it in the cloud, you never know...

05-07-2021, 06:38 AM - 2 Likes	#3895
hadi Veteran Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Mississauga, Ontario Posts: 563	Originally posted by Martin Stu after a double shot of whiskey, the photographer found that the horizon tilted haha, from a technical perspective, my auto-horizon correction on my pentax K1 is spectacular. When shooting my Sony A7RII, or my friends Canon cameras, that auto horizon correction really irritates me. sure, it can be fixed post process, but if its a tight shot, then that isn't an option any more. so, yes, whiskey shots would do that

05-07-2021, 08:07 AM - 1 Like	#3896
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,076	Originally posted by hadi haha, from a technical perspective, my auto-horizon correction on my pentax K1 is spectacular. When shooting my Sony A7RII, or my friends Canon cameras, that auto horizon correction really irritates me. sure, it can be fixed post process, but if its a tight shot, then that isn't an option any more. so, yes, whiskey shots would do that The K-1 has a horizon auto correct feature? I did not know that. You learn the darndest things in this thread.

05-07-2021, 09:35 AM - 1 Like	#3897
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 The K-1 has a horizon auto correct feature? I did not know that. It's probably explained in the manual.

05-07-2021, 11:19 AM - 2 Likes	#3898
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,341	There are many ways to facilitate auto horizon correction - in fact, I have a list.

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cartesio Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2016 Photos: Gallery Posts: 901	I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system told me: “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”

05-07-2021, 01:26 PM - 3 Likes	#3900
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	If any of you know how to fix broken hinges, my door is always open.

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