The Joke Thread

normhead · 09-09-2021, 08:10 AM - **6 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Think anyone will buy this?

OK, so the details are a little fuzzy. So was.... oh never mind.

robtcorl · 09-09-2021, 08:16 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by normhead

the details are a little fuzzy

I ain't touching that line!!

normhead · 09-09-2021, 08:23 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I ain't touching that line!!

Smart man.

normhead · 09-09-2021, 10:47 AM - **5 Likes**

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means ? It’s not the end of the world!

robtcorl · 09-09-2021, 01:37 PM - **8 Likes**

I ate a kids meal at McDonald's yesterday.

His mom was furious.

Parallax · 09-09-2021, 01:56 PM - **5 Likes**

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain

**Photos-by-Chas** · 09-09-2021, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Today's "dream car" acquisition ... a Lada, the antithesis of my first car.

That looks a lot like one of my several automobiles, I bought a Yugo GV in 1988. It got great mileage, handled fair, did okay on snowy roads, and actually was kinda fun to drive. I paid slightly less than $6,000.00 for it new, we put around 70,000 miles on it and drove it until 1997. It died on our oldest son as he was heading to an airport to fly home for Christmas.

35mmfilmfan · 09-10-2021, 05:39 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by timb64

It now takes all night to do what you used to do all night?!

Oldest Swinger In Town - the late, great Fred Wedlock.

35mmfilmfan · 09-10-2021, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by normhead

OK, so the details are a little fuzzy. So was.... oh never mind.

This one won't last :

Fuzzy Duck ?

timb64 · 09-10-2021, 05:47 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan

This one won't last :

Fuzzy Duck ?

Ducky Fuzz!

(Flashback to drunken college nights and forfeits of vodka shots which only made the game more difficult

)

torashi · 09-10-2021, 02:21 PM - **3 Likes**

Michael Piziak · 09-10-2021, 10:41 PM - **1 Like**

Most under awarded book: Henry the VIII on how to maintain a perfect marriage.

robtcorl · 09-11-2021, 04:53 AM - **6 Likes**

**StiffLegged** · 09-11-2021, 09:42 AM - **4 Likes**

From today’s newspaper:

Hydro-electric schemes are having a “devastating impact” on one of Scotland’s world-famous salmon fishing rivers by siphoning off too much water, a damning study has warned.

Really?

Michael Piziak · 09-11-2021, 11:53 AM - **1 Like**

---------- Post added 09-11-21 at 11:54 AM ----------

lol, true.

09-10-2021, 05:47 AM - 1 Like	#4225
timb64 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: /Situation : Doing my best to avoid idiots! Photos: Gallery Posts: 9,510	Originally posted by 35mmfilmfan This one won't last : Fuzzy Duck ? Ducky Fuzz! (Flashback to drunken college nights and forfeits of vodka shots which only made the game more difficult)

09-11-2021, 09:42 AM - 4 Likes	#4229
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,611	From today’s newspaper: Hydro-electric schemes are having a “devastating impact” on one of Scotland’s world-famous salmon fishing rivers by siphoning off too much water, a damning study has warned. Really?

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09-09-2021, 08:10 AM - 6 Likes	#4216
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,450	Originally posted by robtcorl Think anyone will buy this? OK, so the details are a little fuzzy. So was.... oh never mind.

09-09-2021, 08:16 AM - 3 Likes	#4217
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by normhead the details are a little fuzzy I ain't touching that line!!

09-09-2021, 08:23 AM - 1 Like	#4218
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,450	Originally posted by robtcorl I ain't touching that line!! Smart man.

09-09-2021, 10:47 AM - 5 Likes	#4219
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,450	So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means ? It’s not the end of the world!

09-09-2021, 01:37 PM - 8 Likes	#4220
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I ate a kids meal at McDonald's yesterday. His mom was furious.

09-09-2021, 01:56 PM - 5 Likes	#4221
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. ~Mark Twain

09-09-2021, 02:33 PM	#4222
Photos-by-Chas Site Supporter Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Northwest Pennsylvania, USA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,318	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Today's "dream car" acquisition ... a Lada, the antithesis of my first car. That looks a lot like one of my several automobiles, I bought a Yugo GV in 1988. It got great mileage, handled fair, did okay on snowy roads, and actually was kinda fun to drive. I paid slightly less than $6,000.00 for it new, we put around 70,000 miles on it and drove it until 1997. It died on our oldest son as he was heading to an airport to fly home for Christmas.

09-10-2021, 05:39 AM - 1 Like	#4223
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,318	Originally posted by timb64 It now takes all night to do what you used to do all night?! Oldest Swinger In Town - the late, great Fred Wedlock.

09-10-2021, 05:44 AM	#4224
35mmfilmfan Pentaxian Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Norfolk, UK Posts: 4,318	Originally posted by normhead OK, so the details are a little fuzzy. So was.... oh never mind. This one won't last : Fuzzy Duck ?

09-10-2021, 02:21 PM - 3 Likes	#4226
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09-10-2021, 10:41 PM - 1 Like	#4227
Michael Piziak Closed Account Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: West Virginia Posts: 2,815	Most under awarded book: Henry the VIII on how to maintain a perfect marriage.

09-11-2021, 04:53 AM - 6 Likes	#4228
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

09-11-2021, 11:53 AM - 1 Like	#4230
Michael Piziak Closed Account Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: West Virginia Posts: 2,815	---------- Post added 09-11-21 at 11:54 AM ---------- lol, true.

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