An elderly couple, both 97 years old are in their attorney's office and informed the attorney that they had decided to go through with a divorce. Astonished, the attorney replied, "Well, my goodness, at this juncture in your lives, why not see it all the way through? The woman stood up, doubled up her fists and proclaimed, " No, no, no, we promised each other we would wait, until the kids were dead!!! I love that joke.
Tonytee
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These two gentlemen had been close friends since childhood. One was married and the other, still single. The single fellow says to his married friend, "You know what?, The other day I was reading an article where these researchers discovered that married men tend to live longer." The married friend said, "Well, obviously, you read it wrong, it just seeeeeeeems longer.
Tonytee